Wookie dictionary
I'm thinking about how successful Lawrence Schoen has been with the Klingon language dictionary (he got into the Wall Street Journal once) and I'd like to try my hand. I'm going to create the definitive Wookie language dictionary. This is what I have so far:
"I'm most dismayed that you've managed to defeat me at holographic chess. I have half a mind to remove your arms from their sockets."
In Wookie: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
"I can't fix a hyperdrive like this without the right tools. And even if I had the tools, I don't know if I can fix a hyperdrive like this."
In Wookie: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
"Damn, those stormtroopers are lame. What the heck is the armor for, anyway? These little teddy bear dudes can take one out with a slingshot."
In Wookie: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGH!
"Where's my medal at, biatch?"
In Wookie: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
In a mostly unrelated note, Sam is teaching himself to throw the I Ching. And he's entering Catholic school next week. I see a clash in the future. Tomorrow I'm going to teach him that hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
"I'm most dismayed that you've managed to defeat me at holographic chess. I have half a mind to remove your arms from their sockets."
In Wookie: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
"I can't fix a hyperdrive like this without the right tools. And even if I had the tools, I don't know if I can fix a hyperdrive like this."
In Wookie: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
"Damn, those stormtroopers are lame. What the heck is the armor for, anyway? These little teddy bear dudes can take one out with a slingshot."
In Wookie: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGH!
"Where's my medal at, biatch?"
In Wookie: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
In a mostly unrelated note, Sam is teaching himself to throw the I Ching. And he's entering Catholic school next week. I see a clash in the future. Tomorrow I'm going to teach him that hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
That's a great idea until you remember the Rosetta Stone of the Wookie language is the "Star Wars Holiday Special", which you will have to study for hours on end... please don't do this until you write some more books as I doubt you'll survive.
Hey, watch it, Sean. The Christmas special is not canon!
Here's one more. "You're going to see Yoda? Man, I fought with him in the Clone Wars. When you see him, tell him Chewie says 'Hey.' No, wait, tell him 'Got your ear!' He'll laugh, trust me."
In Wookie: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGH!